Beach Chickens

If you’ve ever unwrapped a snack on the sand and suddenly realized you were the unwilling star of Birds Gone Wild, you already know about the beach chickens (yes, seagulls). And babe, let me just say this loud and clear: don’t feed ‘em. Not unless you want a flock of squawking freeloaders crashing your beach day and leaving you a little “gift” on your cover-up. Spoiler alert: it’s not cute.

This tee says what we’re all thinking—keep your fries to yourself, ladies. You worked hard for that margarita, and the last thing you need is some feathery thief swooping in to ruin your vibe. On the front: a playful reminder for everyone within seagull-snatching distance. On the back: one of those “majestic” beach chickens caught mid-flight, wings wide, acting like it owns the shoreline (but we know better).

Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of beach nonsense, this shirt is perfect for sunny days, salty hair, and making sure everyone knows you’re not here for bird drama—you’re here for tan lines and good times.

• 100% cotton softness for all-day lounging

• Bold graphics with a wink of sass

• Ideal for beach babes, boat days, and anyone who values their snacks (and their dignity)